" KENAPA INDONESIA NGGA' PRODUKTIF ? "

" KENAPA INDONESIA NGGA' PRODUKTIF ? "  

Bertahun-tahun, saya heran kenapa sih Indonesia "
NGGA MAJU-MAJU " meski sudah merdeka 53 tahun.

Tapi sekarang ............. baru saya tahu deh alasannya :


Nih...... berdasarkan " DATA STATISTIK " :


Jumlah Penduduk Indonesia ada 237 juta, 104
diantaranya adalah Para Pensiunan.
Jadi yang Kerja cuma 133 juta.

Jumlah Pelajar dan Mahasiswa adalah 85 juta,
jadi tinggal 48 juta orang yang Kerja.

Yang Kerja Buat Pemerintah Pusat jadi Pegawai Negeri
ada 29 juta,
jadi tinggal 19 juta yang Kerja.

Ada 4 juta yang jadi ABRI dan Polisi,
jadi tinggal 15 juta yang Kerja.

Ada lagi yang Kerja di Pemerintahan Daerah dan
Departemen-departemen
jumlahnya 14,800,000 ,
jadi sisanya tinggal 200,000.

Yang Sakit dan Dirawat di Rumah Sakit di Seluruh
Indonesia ada 188,000 jadi sisa 12,000 orang saja.

Ada 11,998 orang yang di Penjara,
jadi tinggal sisa dua orang saja ......

Yang Masih Bisa Kerja, SIAPA MEREKA ???

" ANDA sama SAYA lah...... "

Diantara dua orang itu ................

" ANDA kan lagi Main-main Dengan Internet dan
Ber-Humor-Ria.........."

Jadi tinggal " SAYA SENDIRI YANG KERJA ".

Dating Quest

Dating Quest app for Android is very popular and thousands of gamers around the world would be glad to get it without any payments. And we can help you! To download Dating Quest for free, we recommend you to select your phone model, and then our system will choose the most suitable apk files. Downloading is very simple: select the desired file and click "download free Dating Quest apk", then select one of the ways you want to get the file. Just a few easy steps and you are enjoying full Android Dating Quest for tablet or phone! 

Game description: Dating Quest

Dating Quest is the game for adults checking you skills of treating the girls. Choose the girl you like and guess what she wants and what she likes. The game is in Russian and English.

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Sех Trip 2

Sех Trip 2 app for Android is very popular and thousands of gamers around the world would be glad to get it without any payments. And we can help you! To download Sех Trip 2 for free, we recommend you to select your phone model, and then our system will choose the most suitable apk files. Downloading is very simple: select the desired file and click "download free Sех Trip 2 apk", then select one of the ways you want to get the file. Just a few easy steps and you are enjoying full Android Sех Trip 2 for tablet or phone! 

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Asphalt 7: Heat

Hit the speed of heat in the newest, fastest edition of the famed Asphalt series
Hit the speed of heat in the newest, fastest, most visually stunning edition of the famed Asphalt series.

Asphalt 7: Heat l Version: 1.0.0 | Size: 10.61 MB

Developers: Gameloft | Language:English

A FIRST-CLASS LINEUP
Drive 60 different cars from the world’s most prestigious manufacturers, like Ferrari, Lamborghini and Aston Martin, including the legendary DeLorean.
RACE ACROSS THE GLOBE
Gear up to race on 15 tracks set in real cities around the world, including brand new tracks in Hawaii, Paris, London, Miami and Rio.
CHALLENGE THE WORLD
The completely revamped multiplayer lets you take on up to 5 of your friends locally or online. Keep track of who’s the best with the new Asphalt Tracker that lets you compare stats, show off achievements and challenge rivals. You can also find new online opponents with the matchmaking system. Practice hard, because there are special events that will pit you against the best in the world!

Street Cars Racing Speed Games

Street Cars Racing Speed Games 3D free is a extreme fast paced formula1 style fast speed driving racer game. Dare to go close by either same angry AI side cars or not to dash on side walls or bridge or buildings to see fire sparks .

Your moto is to increase thrill and less accident stunts with furious SFX extreme top gear roar increases to next level for high octane addictive tilt or touch drive. Play in dark night or bright day light driving in the awesome 3D sky scrapper modern city roads No secret or surprise that you will fall in love with this wonderful street car racing game 3D simulation animated pocket mobile android or iPhone or iPad tablet games. No need to worry about real time police chase or tickets for speeding in surfing your car through lighted long lane subway. Absorbing background music drives the car race reckless games drifting spirit to next level. For iPhone, iPad – IOS users, you can even select your own playlists.

 Drive free on either side of a road or lane splitter using motion tilt left, right or touch button controls or manual stick. Realistic car control physics padded with best 3D graphics and small file size for the quality it delivers – something you don’t want to miss this free modern streets circuit speed racing 3D games. Watch the park, buildings, river bed, hospital just goes by in opposite direction in 6 different camera angles along with picture in picture (PIP) screen to see the back view mirror of action. Maze the city roads with your nascar ambition or miss the fun best 3d arcade car racing simulation game.

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Apocalypse Rise Undead Zombies

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Tarjo dan Tole

Disuatu sore berpapasanlah dua orang sahabat lama, yang satu bernama Tarjo, anak yang sering membanggakan dirinya sendiri dan satunya lagi Tole, teman Tarjo yang baru saja putus sekolah. Dan beginilah perbincangan Tarjo dan Tole:

Tarjo : eh Tole, lu kenal Albert Einstein Kagak?
Tole : kagak, emg napa?
tarjo : Makanya Sekolah Bego.
Suatu hari mereka bertemu kembali dan Tarjo memberi pertanyaan !!
Tarjo : Eh Tole, lu tau wajah pangeran diponegoro gk?
Tole : lah kagak, mang napa?
Tarjo : Makane Sekolah tolol..
Suatu ktika mereka bertemu dan Tole ingin membalas Tarjo !!
Tole : Eh Tarjo, lu kenal si Jawir kagak?
Tarjo : lah kagak, emng sapa? pahlawan? penemu?
Tole : Bukan…. dy tu SELINGKUHAN cewe Lo BEGO! makanya Jgn sekolah mulu TOLOL….
Semoga terhibur ^_^